I entered the book trailer for The Last Legend in the You Gotta Read Reviews' Monthly Book Trailer Contest! I'm so excited!!
Not only am I able to share a few of my characters with a wider audience, but I can also shamelessly pimp the original music which was created by the very, very talented Elana de Gleria Clark!! (Seriously. You want to make sure you have the sound on for this. It's sooooo wonderful!)
I'm up against some great competition, so I hope you'll stop over and give them all a look. Voting will open on February 21st!
Blurb:
One legend still survives in the wilds of 14th century Ireland. The last
surviving member of the once proud and mighty Fianna is either a
heroine or a murderess, and one young man who seeks the truth is
destined to cross her path.
Savor the book trailer here at: You Gotta Read Reviews' February 2012 Book Trailer Contest
I'd love to hear what you think of it! (^__^)
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
100+
Today, I just logged onto Smashwords and checked the stats on my books. Both Medusa and Compromises have been downloaded over 100 times each.
Wow.
What a great gift that is! People may not leave comments or feedback for me, but they've shown their love of my short stories in other ways: number of downloads and Facebook likes.
It's truly humbling.
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Novels I hope people will enjoy as much as I've enjoyed writing them:
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
A Picture and a Thousand Words: February
I was planning to unleash torrents of angst for this month's Picture and a Thousand Words, but, actually... I think I'll go with snarky romance instead. (^__~)b
You might recognize this story from about two weeks ago. It's the one I wrote for Auntie Tara's January writing prompt, but I've since added a couple of lines near the end which I feel round out the story better (but would have put me over the 750-word word count limit set in the original writing prompt) and some lovely cover art!
Compromises
Everyone knows that relationships are one compromise after another... except for when they're not. Snark abounds in this short, romantic comedy.
More photos are in my Gallery on my website.
If you like, there's an ebook available now for you to download for free on Smashwords here: Compromises
Or if Fiction Press is more your speed: Compromises
Or, if you'd rather read (or re-read) it here on Blogger, you can do that, too! (^__^)
You might recognize this story from about two weeks ago. It's the one I wrote for Auntie Tara's January writing prompt, but I've since added a couple of lines near the end which I feel round out the story better (but would have put me over the 750-word word count limit set in the original writing prompt) and some lovely cover art!
Compromises
Everyone knows that relationships are one compromise after another... except for when they're not. Snark abounds in this short, romantic comedy.
More photos are in my Gallery on my website.
If you like, there's an ebook available now for you to download for free on Smashwords here: Compromises
Or if Fiction Press is more your speed: Compromises
Or, if you'd rather read (or re-read) it here on Blogger, you can do that, too! (^__^)
*~*~* Compromises *~*~*
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
From Book to Blurb
So, as a way of keeping things fun and fresh around here (why is the writing of novels such slow work? whoever decided that it must take a human of good health and high spirits weeks, months, or *gasp* years to produce a coherent book should be shot), I've decided to recommend a book and pay homage to the author in my own bizarre way.
Basically, I'll post a line from the book and then add between 100 and 200 words to the blurb, changing the context and making it completely different.
Today, I'd like to share a line from one of my favorite books, A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson.
The Line (copyrighted to Bill Bryson): Life simply wants to be.
My homage to Mr. Bryson's work:
Warnings: alcohol, depression
I couldn't say no to a fourth glass of wine. I didn't need it, but the bottle was glaring at me. Or winking at me. Maybe singing dirty limericks in my ear. It's after midnight so, really, anything is possible. Except the possibility of making this moment - fuzzy and warm with the taste of apricot and honey on my tongue - eternal. Work will come in the morning. A grumpy spouse with a rushed schedule. A packed bus and claustrophobic train. People smoking their cigarettes on the street, uncaring of who gets caught in the cross-fire. A noted lack of excuse-me's and thank-you's. This is a city. Life simply wants to be. Ego-centric, frantic, and (momentarily) free.
Originally, this line is an expression of awe as the author marvels at the tenacity of simple life forms to exist despite never doing anything interesting at all. In my contribution, the mood is quite different. So, if you'd like to give it a try, please do! Just grab a book off your shelf, go with the first line that grabs you and you're all set!
SOURCE: A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Line taken from Chapter 22: Goodbye to All That
. . . .
My homage to Mr. Bryson's work:
Warnings: alcohol, depression
I couldn't say no to a fourth glass of wine. I didn't need it, but the bottle was glaring at me. Or winking at me. Maybe singing dirty limericks in my ear. It's after midnight so, really, anything is possible. Except the possibility of making this moment - fuzzy and warm with the taste of apricot and honey on my tongue - eternal. Work will come in the morning. A grumpy spouse with a rushed schedule. A packed bus and claustrophobic train. People smoking their cigarettes on the street, uncaring of who gets caught in the cross-fire. A noted lack of excuse-me's and thank-you's. This is a city. Life simply wants to be. Ego-centric, frantic, and (momentarily) free.
. . . .
Originally, this line is an expression of awe as the author marvels at the tenacity of simple life forms to exist despite never doing anything interesting at all. In my contribution, the mood is quite different. So, if you'd like to give it a try, please do! Just grab a book off your shelf, go with the first line that grabs you and you're all set!
SOURCE: A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Line taken from Chapter 22: Goodbye to All That
Friday, January 27, 2012
Auntie Tara's Short Story Prompt
Although I only just joined Blogger and met Tara a few days ago, her short story prompt wiggled its way into my headspace and made itself comfortable on the couch humming that line from "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." You know the one: we won't go until we get some, so bring it right here!
Right, so here's my short story. I hope it gives you chuckle or two, Tara.
Back by popular demand, I give you snark à la Keru.
Prompt: Write a 750-word (or less) short story using the words "evil", "crowd", "harp", & "waterfall". Deadline: January 31, 2012.
Disclaimer: To my knowledge, the following events have never occurred to anyone, anywhere... which is a real shame because I think it would be pretty neat.
Evil-Crowd-Harp-Waterfall, a.k.a. Compromises
word count: 747 (le gasp!)
“This is the worst idea on the planet.”
“Oh?” George looks up from testing the lines, ties, and
cords. “Is that so?” he challenges. “It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had?”
“It’s the worst idea anyone, anywhere, has ever had!” I
insist over the rush-gush-crash of the nearby waterfall – the 100-meter-tall! waterfall which roars white
fury into the slippery-rock-ringed tide pool far, far below
us. I resist the urge to let my gaze
stray downward. I will not be mesmerized
by the frothing water beast again.
I shout, “Didn’t you see that thing on the news about that bungee
jumping accident in Africa?”
“Hush! You’ll jinx
us.”
“We’re already jinxed.”
“Oh, that’s a great way to start a marriage.”
“How would you kno—!”
I stop, cough, and sputter. “Marriage? What—?”
He shrugs one shoulder and glances over the edge of the
precipice. “How else did you think I was
going to work up the nerve to ask you?”
“That’s nice,” I reply in a strangled tone. “Forget getting down on bended knee. Forget the crowd of on-lookers. Oh, no. You’d much
rather face certain death! Asking me
to marry you is the only marginally better alternative?”
“Well, you’re not exactly the easiest person to live with.”
“That’s not true and you know it. You’ve met my mother.”
“And you harp on and on at me about the dishes.”
Which reminds me! “Did
you get a lobotomy or something when you were a kid? Or is there some other reason for why you
seem to think that dirty dishes are coffee table ornaments?”
He laughs. “You are
evil.”
“And you’re still planning on asking me to marry you?” Clearly, we’re dealing with a problem far more
disturbing than a fear of popping the question, here. I mean, he’s obviously not in his right
mind. Hm, maybe he’s in his left,
trapped there by the lobotomy.
“Yup.”
I shake my head in disbelief. I’d say I was marveling, but I’m not entirely
sure what it is about him that has me mesmerized. His gumption?
Masochism? Stupidity? All of the above?
I suggest very helpfully, “You could just ask me right now
and save yourself the concussion.” Which
I’m sure he’ll get if he makes this jump.
“And ruin the fun?”
“Fun?” I’m sure I
must have heard that wrong.
“Fun,” he insists
with a persuasively charming wiggle of his brows. “I want you to remember this moment.”
“Oh, I’ll remember it.”
The time I talked my future husband off a cliff. Oh, yeah.
This is one for the scrapbook.
He shakes his head. “No! I mean...” With a sigh, he reaches out to gently twist a wayward lock of hair behind my ear. “I don’t want to be the only one
sweating bullets. I want us to do this
together.”
“Wet ourselves, you mean?”
He rolls his eyes. “Take
the plunge, feel the thrill, burst with jubilation—”
“I’m already thrilled, so we can pack up this stuff and drive
back to civilization now.” I forget my
earlier resolve and glance at the pit of watery despair beneath us as I
confess, “I think I need to use the little fiancée’s room.”
“You work in an office.
You need a little excitement in your life.”
A little excitement. I gape at him. “OK, now you’re just being a typical
meteorologist and overcompensating.”
“Overcompensating?”
“If this were tornado country, we’d be out chasing one of
those,” I predict.
“That’s not a bad idea, actually…”
I resist the urge to shake him.
Something in my expression must be slightly alarming because
he raises his hands, palms open in defeat.
“OK, all right, fine. We’ll do it
your way. Flowers and wine and bended
knee.”
“No tornados, no cliffs,” I add.
He sighs with incomprehensible regret. “No tornados, no cliffs.” He gathers up the hardware and lengths of
bungee cable and then informs me with a grin, “At least one good thing came out
of all this.”
“Oh?” I can’t wait to
hear it.
“You’ve already said yes.”
He winks.
I watch him navigate the overgrown, wooded trail back to the
car on the service road and shake my head.
That man is scarily devious… and he’s all mine.
George still refers to that day as “the day you agreed to
marry me.” I still call it “the day I
talked you off a cliff.” You know, sometimes
marriage is about compromises and sometimes it just isn’t.
(^__~)
OK, so my question to all of you is, was there ever a compromise you were really pleased you made? Like, it worked out so much better than you ever thought it would, in the end? (Completely unlike our intrepid couple above where there was a very smart not-compromise?)
Thursday, January 26, 2012
A Picture and a Thousand Words
Larua Josephen's Favorite Character Blogfest was awesome and I'm so glad I stumbled onto Blogger in time to take part in it. I've met so many great people and read about so many fantastic characters! Truly, epic times were had.
Now it's back to work, glaring and thinking evil thoughts at the blinking cursor which refuses to budge. (I think you know the one I'm talking about. He has lots of cousins and there's a strong family resemblance.)
OK. Right. Back to work it is!
So, I do this thing every month (or I'm trying to, anyway) where I take one of the photos languishing on my ScanDisks and write a 1000-word (give or take, but mostly Give with a capital "G") short story based on it and then use the photo for cover art.
I started this project in November in response to Lulu's NaNoWriMo short story contest with a nostalgic piece called The Groundskeeper of Kylemore Abbey. Then continued with a comedic follow-up act in December: Doolin's Second Pub.
Now it's January and I'm feeling the dregs of holiday cheer so I figure this is a great time to post the horror-esque Medusa. I have high hopes that this will be a full-length novel one day in the future (after I get done with dabbling in medieval Ireland/Spain and once my urban supernatural series, Without Wings, has had its way with me.)
MEDUSA
Gorgons are not born. They are made.
Word count: 1350
Publication date: January 2012
Published on Smashwords (and cross-posted here on Blogger)
About the photo: Taken by yours truly at Palacio da Ajuda in Belem, Portugal (near Lisbon) in Janaury, 2011... Yay for second honeymoons!! (^__~) More photos are HERE in my Gallery.
Note: No authors were harmed by any serious encounters with research material during the making of this story.
“Do you know my name?” I wonder aloud, challenging my guests. “Do you know why I am here in this wasteland?”
Now it's back to work, glaring and thinking evil thoughts at the blinking cursor which refuses to budge. (I think you know the one I'm talking about. He has lots of cousins and there's a strong family resemblance.)
OK. Right. Back to work it is!
So, I do this thing every month (or I'm trying to, anyway) where I take one of the photos languishing on my ScanDisks and write a 1000-word (give or take, but mostly Give with a capital "G") short story based on it and then use the photo for cover art.
I started this project in November in response to Lulu's NaNoWriMo short story contest with a nostalgic piece called The Groundskeeper of Kylemore Abbey. Then continued with a comedic follow-up act in December: Doolin's Second Pub.
Now it's January and I'm feeling the dregs of holiday cheer so I figure this is a great time to post the horror-esque Medusa. I have high hopes that this will be a full-length novel one day in the future (after I get done with dabbling in medieval Ireland/Spain and once my urban supernatural series, Without Wings, has had its way with me.)
MEDUSA
Gorgons are not born. They are made.
Word count: 1350
Publication date: January 2012
Published on Smashwords (and cross-posted here on Blogger)
About the photo: Taken by yours truly at Palacio da Ajuda in Belem, Portugal (near Lisbon) in Janaury, 2011... Yay for second honeymoons!! (^__~) More photos are HERE in my Gallery.
Note: No authors were harmed by any serious encounters with research material during the making of this story.
*~*~*
“Do you know my name?” I wonder aloud, challenging my guests. “Do you know why I am here in this wasteland?”
I receive
no answer to my utterances. The wind
outside my ramshackle stone hut shrieks, enraged that I would dare to pose such
questions. It howls as if I am the one
who must answer its summons. It is
tempting to shriek back, gods-damned creature that I am. Tempting, but I refrain. I may be a creature, a beast, a murderess,
but I am not an animal. I will not howl
my rage uselessly into the wind. I will
wait for my fury to cool, to temper, to harden and sharpen like the blade of a
knife. My anger will serve me. I will not serve it.
I ignore
the wind and continue my tale, “I was a priestess of the great Temple of
Hera. I was a healer. I was the very vessel of the goddess
herself.” Yes, I was all of those
things. I was blessed with divine
purpose and power.
“I was
sought out by women for my skill at wielding Hera’s gifts. The gift of children. They came to me, begging, wanting only to
conceive and carry their husband’s child.
The priestesses at Aphrodite’s temple offered only pleasure and the
satiation of desires. The Temple of Hera
offered so much more: immortality through birth, through motherhood. These women gave their trust and themselves
to Hera through me. I touched them. I taught their bodies how to bear
fruit.” I pause and consider my own
form, clothed as it is in rough wool. My
body will never know that ripening.
“It is
difficult to believe, I know, but I was beautiful once.” I speak to my captive audience but they do
not inundate me with curious questions.
They do not scoff or shift. They
do not sigh or cough. Once, people had
been enchanted by my voice alone, but no longer.
I look
down at my hands in the dim, flickering light.
I no longer shudder at their unnatural deformity; I am accustomed to
them now despite the fact that they are hideous, like the rest of me. Terrible, but unmercifully still serviceable.
To what end?
The
question haunts me. Once, when these
hands had been youthful and smooth-skinned, pale and soft, they had touched
princesses and paupers’ wives. They had
healed women of politics and ladies of prostitution. I had turned away no one; my hands had served
Hera’s will. Now, they heal nothing.
“Once, I
gave the gift of life,” I whisper to the shifting darkness that creeps close to
my meager hearth. My guests do not
refute me. They do not commiserate with
me. They say nothing. Just as the ones who have come before them
say nothing.
“I hope
you will like my garden. It’s very
peaceful,” I tell the men crouched and huddled near the fire.
Turning, I
study what I can see of my garden through the open doorway of my stone
hut. Indeed, it is very peaceful,
although I find no such reward there, not among the stones that stand where
gently swaying trees should be, nor in the burnt remains of fires where gently
scented flowers ought to grow. This
mountain pass will tolerate no such beauty.
At long last, I have decided to respect that, honor that. Harshness can be compelling, seductive,
irresistible.
“There is
beauty even here,” Zeno had told me.
“That is
an easy thing for a shepherd to say,” I’d accused him. His flock had been slowly scattering across
the hillside, cropping relentlessly at the scraggly, undying grass and gnarled
weeds. “Sheep will eat anything. As long as their gullets are busy they care
for naught else. When their wool grows,
you see profit. Many men find that
beautiful.”
The
shepherd had laughed. I’d watched his
gray-streaked beard sway in the ever-present mountain breeze. “A reluctant mistress this mountain may be,
but she is lovely. Come here again
before dawn tomorrow and I will show you.”
Zeno had
kept his promise. I’d sat beside him in
the dark, sharing the stories of the stars.
I’d warmed my wind-whipped skin in the first light of dawn. And then I’d stared in awe as Zeno had
pointed to one outcrop of rock after another and sculpted with words.
“Do you
see that one there? She looks like a
nymph, yes? Twisting up toward the
sky. And that shadow there, that’s her
lyre at her feet…”
Stone by
stone, Zeno had taught me the beauty of the mountain. Thereafter, she could no longer hide her
loveliness from me and this angered her.
In retaliation, the mountain stole Zeno away, took his soft voice and
raspy breath, leaving me alone once again.
At first,
I merely wanted to have his likeness with me so that I might have a form or
figure to speak to at dawn. I’d taken
out the tools of my father’s sculpting trade and set to work, my hands
remembering the way of it slowly but surely.
With the chisel and hammer, I’d created Zeno’s likeness.
But the
other shepherds who lead their flocks through this pass had not seen a
memorial. They had seen their old friend
turned to stone. They’d been busy
rumormongers indeed, those ignorant shepherds; the glory-seeking young men had
come the very next spring, armed with swords and shields.
When I’d
first seen their approach, I’d nearly laughed.
What could they possibly have to fear from a mere woman?
But I had
not laughed. What indeed did a man have
to fear from me?
I
remembered the vile speeches of the metropolis’ new governor, condemning me and
my ways and my temple, ignoring the fact that his own mother, aunts, and
sisters had been petitioners to the priestesses of Hera. I remembered the fire that had destroyed my
home, my hands, my life. I’d looked at
my hands as my self-appointed enemies had drawn closer and I’d realized…
These
hands no longer serve Hera. They do not
give life.
In that
case, perhaps they should take it.
Their own
fear had worked against the warriors as a fire-scarred and mangled woman
stalked them on the mountain. The first
one was felled by a rock. I took his
sword and, one by one, his companions perished, burned, and were remade from
stone, chisel, and hammer.
Thanks to
the talkative shepherds, the rumors grew.
My enemy came to me in increasing numbers.
But no,
the men who have fallen at my hand were not my true enemy. They were the sons of the men and women who
had destroyed Hera’s temple and cast me out.
If I reserved my wrath for them alone, it would be wasted. But now I have their children, the very children
I’d helped them create and nurture. The
very children I had given life.
Now, I
take it away.
I regard
my silhouette on the stone wall. The
fire behind me hisses and spits like a nest of serpents. My shadow flickers and my hair writhes. Perhaps they will say I have snakes on my
head next. Perhaps they will say I have
been cursed by Hera herself. Perhaps
they will say I dwell on the road to Hades.
Perhaps
they are right.
But let
them come, these self-proclaimed heroes who seek my head. Let them set foot within my domain. I am Medusa.
My claws are sharp and my bite is poison. My garden is crowded with men of stone and
the soot of pyres. Let them come. I have only just begun to do battle.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Favorite Character Blogfest Entry
In response to Laura Josephsen's Favorite Character Blogfest, I'd like to present one of my favorite original characters: Lasca Grimshaw, a photographer in her early 30s.
Why Lasca? Well, she's quirky and contradictory. (How many professional artists are there who hate having the spotlight shined on them?) Mostly, what I adore about Lasca is her tilted-taco mindset. It's this quality of hers that keeps her strong when she must eventually confront her most fantastic and frightful talents.
Book: Without Wings
Author: K. Writerly [homepage]
Publication date: December 2011
Excerpt from Chapter 1
Word count: 207
“You’re famous in here!”
Translation? Well, I’d rather not think any more expletives than absolutely necessary. I’ve far too many other vices already. I imagine Paul says, “Please return to your art show and talk to your adoring fans.” Yes, that’s what I’ll assume he really means. Something motivating. Something to distract me from the critics and snobs. Something to keep my mind off the fact that there’s a war zone on the other side of that door and, to make matters worse, I’m not allowed to actually drink the glass of wine Paul is waiting to shove into my hand. I reflexively lift the cigarillo and take a last drag, forcing myself to focus on my lovely little fantasy.
“I’m famous in the occasional backseat, too,” I can’t resist pointing out, if a bit half-heartedly. In all actuality, it’s been ages since the last time I acquainted myself with the unique and challenging dimensions of a backseat. You see what steady employment does to your sex life? It’s criminal, I tell you. Absolutely cruel.
I can feel Paul’s scowl reach out and smack me on the back of the head.
“Backseat gymnastics do not pay for film and frames.”
Facts. Bah.
Temperamental gallery owners. Double bah.
And that, in a nutshell, is Lasca Grimshaw. (^__~)
Why Lasca? Well, she's quirky and contradictory. (How many professional artists are there who hate having the spotlight shined on them?) Mostly, what I adore about Lasca is her tilted-taco mindset. It's this quality of hers that keeps her strong when she must eventually confront her most fantastic and frightful talents.
Book: Without Wings
Author: K. Writerly [homepage]
Publication date: December 2011
Excerpt from Chapter 1
Word count: 207
* * * *
“You’re famous in here!”
Translation? Well, I’d rather not think any more expletives than absolutely necessary. I’ve far too many other vices already. I imagine Paul says, “Please return to your art show and talk to your adoring fans.” Yes, that’s what I’ll assume he really means. Something motivating. Something to distract me from the critics and snobs. Something to keep my mind off the fact that there’s a war zone on the other side of that door and, to make matters worse, I’m not allowed to actually drink the glass of wine Paul is waiting to shove into my hand. I reflexively lift the cigarillo and take a last drag, forcing myself to focus on my lovely little fantasy.
“I’m famous in the occasional backseat, too,” I can’t resist pointing out, if a bit half-heartedly. In all actuality, it’s been ages since the last time I acquainted myself with the unique and challenging dimensions of a backseat. You see what steady employment does to your sex life? It’s criminal, I tell you. Absolutely cruel.
I can feel Paul’s scowl reach out and smack me on the back of the head.
“Backseat gymnastics do not pay for film and frames.”
Facts. Bah.
Temperamental gallery owners. Double bah.
* * * *
And that, in a nutshell, is Lasca Grimshaw. (^__~)
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